Valentine’s Day has come and gone. You suffered through a prix fixe dinner, ordered some flowers with a discount code you heard on your favorite podcast, and pretended to enjoy the insufferable coconut chocolates that seem to dominate the “variety box.” It’s clear what’s next. A major step in every relationship is in fact its final step. It’s time to break up. You know it, they (might) know it. But breaking up doesn’t have to be hard to do. You just have to do it at the right time, and most importantly at the right place. Fortunately, we’ve put together a list of the 10 best places in Los Angeles to end your relationship.
THE DEN MEDITATION STUDIO
You’ve come to “self-realize” that you can do better. The guided mindfulness meditation classes offered here will allow you to focus your awareness on breaking your partner’s heart.
Pro: Come for the free wifi and lobby coffee. Stay for the sound-bath meditation. It will teach you and your partner interdependency while drowning out any muffled cries. Your love chakra deserves as much.
Con: The sea of positive energy may give you a profound realization about giving your relationship another shot. That’s your third eye chakra talking. You should ignore it.